2 March 2009

PMBD must be destroyed... or something...


Finally, after The Sims 2 is on the brink of being obsolesced, EA gets up off their collective ass and finally says what I have known and argued for too long to even care. And typical of EA, rather than making a concise statement in bald legalese, they have their Tokyo Rose -- MaxoidDrea -- riding a unicorn down the rainbow of the BBS to sprinkle it with flowers and pixie farts... Fucking mongs... you'd think a major software company that is as evil as the Dark Lord of Mordor could afford to hire the Mouth of Sauron or something...

In a nutshell, Pescado and crew have it dead wrong. Paysites and donations are not illegal... not that this will mean a damned thing to the pirates. So all you pirates can take one long turn after another sucking the shit from my asshole. Now, that's off my chest, a merry fuck you to the pirates and all who hang with them. Here's hoping you all die of ass cancer!*

Read it yourself, fuckers: Clarification - End User License Agreement - On the official EA The Sims 2 site and BBS!!

* for those of you reading this and whom are unfamiliar with the cable television programme South Park, the mythical “ass cancer” originates from the premiere episode “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”, which was first broadcast 13 August 1997. As far as I know, the only known cause of “ass cancer” is having a rather cumbersome and elaborate rectal probe inserted during a UFO abduction.

PS: Please send all your death threats, insults, and pipe bombs to me at the following snail mail address:

Yakov Izakyn (beosboxboy)
c/o Jennifer Smith Love
1970 E. Parham Road
Richmond, Virginia 23228

Be sure to include your return mail address and a photocopy of your drivers license, birth certificate, Social Security card, or passport to expedite your reply.

Kiss kiss!

16 comments:

Stefano said...

Better late than never... Not that we didn't GUESS that EAxis wasn't that much against pay content, anyway, but this clarification lets me merrily join you shouthing FUCK YOU to pirates of any kind, any race and any level of stupidity.

-- Numenor

Beosboxboy said...

Thanks for chiming in, Numenor. It was really seeing what the pirates had done to you that was breaking point. If they would do it to the greatest of us, then it was clear their hubris knew no bounds.

In truth, I only care about artists' rights, end of story. But the pirates have made this a playing field where moderation cannot exist, so if I offend any by my immoderate and hateful words, so be it; the pirates have been hating me good and strong, so it's only fair I give them as good as they're given me.

The days of my giving a shit about what people think about what I say or do ended when I was in the equivalent of junior high school.

Beosboxboy said...

I am almost disappointed, only six rejected comments so far.

Any way, I DON'T CARE what you slime-gobbling, filthy pig-fuckers think, so why are you bothering?

Freaky said...

Ahahahahahahahahaha HA! You're rather laughable. Go get stoned. Or laid. Or both.

miros1 said...

Having fun feeding the trolls, Beos? ;-)

Beosboxboy said...

*shrug* it's a hobby...

engelchen said...

German translation for ass cancer: Arschkrebs
For those of you who understand german, read and laugh:
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Arschkrebs
http://www.mundmische.de/entry/show/1030

An alle, die keinerlei SpaƟ verstehn, alles viel zu ernst nehmen und zum Lachen in den Keller gehen: Fuck you!

Timmy J. said...

You're evil and fucking hilarious, monkeystud! lol


*hugs*
Prince Tim

Maggie St. said...

Thanks for letting me know you moved, asshat!

Don't mince words now, how do you REALLY feel?

Nicole said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cancer

I think there are more causes of ass cancer my friend. ;-)

Beosboxboy said...

Nicole, just to be clear, I am aware of rectal-colon cancer, but the ass cancer I intended was a fictional cancer of the whole ass, not the ass hole >_<

Nicole said...

Oh ok I see. I'm not mad for that statement it just seemed like you were saying anal cancer didn't exist. :P But thanks for clarifying that. ^_^

Julie said...

man, talk about living in a fantasy land. you're funny.

Baileybop said...

You did exactly as I knew you would and wouldn't post my comment. Talk about selective screening! What are you afraid of Yakov
Why only the ass kissers comments?

Beosboxboy said...

just for the record baileybop, I am not the only admin of this blog; I did try to contact you with an apology for the hurt I had given you, I take it by this that you reject my apology.

Baileybop said...

I never got your apology. I accept your apology, but I still stand by my original statement. No matter how you want to spin it, making "ass cancer" wishes for people who disagree with you is quite disgusting. I used to have so much respect for you, but you have become so bitter, that now all I feel for you is sorry.

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