2 March 2009
Finally, after The Sims 2 is on the brink of being obsolesced, EA gets up off their collective ass and finally says what I have known and argued for too long to even care. And typical of EA, rather than making a concise statement in bald legalese, they have their Tokyo Rose -- MaxoidDrea -- riding a unicorn down the rainbow of the BBS to sprinkle it with flowers and pixie farts... Fucking mongs... you'd think a major software company that is as evil as the Dark Lord of Mordor could afford to hire the Mouth of Sauron or something...
In a nutshell, Pescado and crew have it dead wrong. Paysites and donations are not illegal... not that this will mean a damned thing to the pirates. So all you pirates can take one long turn after another sucking the shit from my asshole. Now, that's off my chest, a merry fuck you to the pirates and all who hang with them. Here's hoping you all die of ass cancer!*
Read it yourself, fuckers: Clarification - End User License Agreement - On the official EA The Sims 2 site and BBS!!
* for those of you reading this and whom are unfamiliar with the cable television programme South Park, the mythical “ass cancer” originates from the premiere episode “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”, which was first broadcast 13 August 1997. As far as I know, the only known cause of “ass cancer” is having a rather cumbersome and elaborate rectal probe inserted during a UFO abduction.
PS: Please send all your death threats, insults, and pipe bombs to me at the following snail mail address:
Yakov Izakyn (beosboxboy)
c/o Jennifer Smith Love
1970 E. Parham Road
Richmond, Virginia 23228
Be sure to include your return mail address and a photocopy of your drivers license, birth certificate, Social Security card, or passport to expedite your reply.
Posted by Beosboxboy on Monday, March 02, 2009